Robyn Hobson
On an average day
On an average day
Jul 26th
In my final, honours year at UCT, my appendix decided that it was more important than starting semester and my thesis . For anyone who has had Appendicitis. It was one of the worst times of my life , I sympathise. I had felt sick to the point where I opted out of a poker game (which I was winning) and gone to see my doctor. He had said it was probably a virus going around. I was sick for about 3 days straight before I finally went to the emergency room.
I was really dehydrated, the couldn’t even open my eyes kind of dehydrated.They couldn’t say for sure if it was my appendix but as I looked pretty grim , they kept me overnight. By the way, when nurses think you are just one of those druggie, tik addict kids that have overdosed…. you get treated really nicely (sarcasm).
Anyways. Appendix dangerously close to bursting. Went in. Had surgery. Mum flew out to look after me ( thank god). Booked off uni for a month. Lost 10 kilos in total. Have a scar that sits high enough for everyone to see. So tell people I was savaged by mini, pygmy piranhas.
After The Op:
I was stick thin. I could play hide and seek with lampposts. I went into La Senza and almost burst out crying when they told me that I didn’t even need to wear a bra anymore. I remember an agency at the time praising this ‘look’ on me … yes because death is hot these days. I mean really, who needs to support vital organs?? That’s so 1600′s.
I went to a casting a month or so later. I told one of the models (a really stunning girl) about the op and how I had lost so much weight.
Normal people react with horror.
She asked me if she could go to her doctor and book this op. Was it that simple? Or did you actually need appendicitis to have it done? She reckoned it would really help her career to lose those extra few kilos … ( dam those lungs, kidneys and hearts!)
This is abnormal. I feel really sorry for that girl and others like her in the industry … because yes there are others that would think ordering an appendectomy was a good idea.
Frankly it’s stupid that pretty girls are dying to be thin. Literally.
I am so stoked Australia has brought in laws declaring a certain BMI for models and as much as the Kardashians annoy me , I love it that they have curves. Old news but I hope more brands follow Dove’s lead and teach young girls that you don’t have to be skeletal to be stunning.
I read a great article on the weekend that declares The Real Look is in and the new trend is real, freshly fit and healthy.
So hopefully all those skeletons can jump back in their closets, eat something, be healthy and get work!
Jul 22nd
I found these Firefly: natural energy drinks in a German sushi bar. The flavours are unique, fresh and invigorating … wow that sounded like a sales pitch. They really are just awesome though.
Fave Flavour: Detox ( Lemon, Lime and Ginger)
The bottles told me to check out their site, so I did and you can too: http://fireflytonics.com/
It’s pretty cool. It allows you to check out each flavour and ‘undress’ the juice right down to what’s actually inside the bottle and you can submit your own, inspirational photographs to stand a chance to win the monthly, natural energy prize.
You can also design your own Firefly bottle, which I did and now I want to go off, buy it and drink it
They launched in Britain in 2003 and are now on the shelves in 40 countries! South Africa is listed…I just haven’t seen them in any of our stores yet.
If you have, please let me know ninjabeans!
Twitter: @FireFly
Jul 21st
Jul 20th
Firthday
Your very own, fake birthday.
How a Firthday Works:
Now the good news is that you get unlimited Firthdays. Sometimes (read never ) you won’t know it’s your Firthday.
So your great, loyal friends need to take you out and get you to unknowingly celebrate it in style.
Now because you have great friends, they’ll quietly let the waiter know that it’s your birthday, that it’s a surprise and sit back and enjoy watching your face go from confusion, to embarrassment, to sudden realization, to ‘I would like to kill you now!’
Recent Examples of Firthdays:
Spur- because who doesn’t love a surprise, hand-clap song complete with sparkler.
Panchos – Free tequila and a huge sombrero.
Jul 18th
When I was younger and used to watch American sitcoms with American girls crying about being dumped and needing to eat an entire tub of Ben & Jerrys to ease the soul-destroying pain. I used to think … wow. That’s a lot of tears… that must be one big tub of ice cream.
I was basing this on the O.T.T acting and the fact that in South Africa we sell ice cream by the l.5 litre tub.
So when I finally did meet a Ben and Jerry tub, I was really surprised at how little they are.
Quite cute in fact.
Yet what they lack in size, they make up for in creative branding and names like Cherry Garcia, Chunky Monkey and Chubby Hubby. Baked Alaska is one of my faves. Its vanilla ( like the ice caps … just don’t lick them) and full of white chocolatey polar bears.
So I think we should start a uniquely, South African branch . How about Bongile and Jakobus ?
Our first flavour can be Mzansi Swirl complete with lots of yummy, milk chocolate vuvuzelas.
Got to admit, it does sound good
I’d buy a tub.
Any other flavours spring to mind?
Jul 17th
Jul 16th
I loved this advert when I was little. The narrators voice sounds so old-school now.
The two pencil people are drawn onto our screens, followed by some scenery and hopefully a bunch of flowers. The girl offers the guy her last rolo, because she utterly adores him.
Now If that’s not true, chocolate-coated love, then I don’t know.
I think about current adverts with extravagant budgets to accommodate special effects, fast cars, famous spokespeople, faster planes and crazy stunts for products like deoderant and razor blades (because when you shave , you need to pretend you’re in a jet).
They’re all a blur though and I can’t really remember any of them. Yet I can remember this simple rolo advert from years ago.
Sometimes simple hits the mark better than O.T.T ever could.
So do you love anyone enough to give them your last rolo?
Ps This girlfriend makes me look bad …I don’t give away my last rolo.. sorry they’re just too yummy.
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