23 Mar 2012
Wishlist: If I was Robyn-Man
Despite my name, I am not a boy.
I am in fact a girl. Glad I’ve cleared up that confusion. BUT if I was a boy, Robyn-Man would most certainly want these things in his life.
And Robyn-Man would probably spend ALL of his life on TheFancy.
These.
In every possible colour.
I think women get short-changed in the watch department.
I really don’t see this old-school, timepiece feel in a lot of women’s watches.
Maybe I’m looking in the wrong places.
A submarine!
Because guys can be mermaids too.
And frankly, who doesn’t want this?
I’d love to say I gave Bieber a knuckle sandwich the sheer lyrical genius that is Baby.
Just kidding.
We don’t advocate violence here.
But maybe we can make an exception for the Beebs.
I give you the Man-Bath!
I’d like it stocked with GQ, Esquire and Molton Brown.
Noticing that my Robyn-Man is based on Ryan Gosling’s character in Crazy, Stupid, Love?
This is made of actual wood.
Robyn-Man doesn’t seem very environmentally friendly.
A wooden Vespa!
Yeah… Robyn-Man is definitely not Green.
But does it not look beautiful?
*All images sourced here.




























