17 Oct 2011
FHM Top 100
As you can see I’ve been pretty busy [lying very still is incredibly time consuming]. I realised I’d sort of forgotten to tell you guys I’d made the FHM Top 100. I know right? And I call myself a blogger.
To win I do need your votes. I haven’t had time to sit and think about a seamless campaign or an aggressive, yet subtle, yet viral, yet amazing social media, ATL and TTL strategy or a comprehensive brand bible or a carefully-planned user journey.
All I can say is, please go here and vote. Hit the giant, red button. Multiple times. And then ask your friends, family and pet goldfish to do the same.
Even if you don’t vote, go here anyway because you can see one of my more go-getting competitors asking and then thanking me all over my wall for votes and support that I have not and do not intend to give them. #awkward.
Exhibit A:
Trust me, these are the most attractive spammers you will ever see. India, are you hiring?
FHM featured me earlier this year, but the winner of this gets the FHM cover. And it’d be pretty cool to win. That way I could say that in 2011, I sat on Vanilla Ice’s shoulders, ate about a zillion cupcakes, saw Kings of Leon and rocked the cover of one of South Africa’s top-selling guys magazines. It also might win me some street cred with my grandkids one day.
Anyway drop a vote-vote, or SMS Model 66 to 33441.
Ps If this all seems a bit odd, I used to model back in the day



















