Everyone is getting their knickers in a twist over the new DA Youth posters for their 2012 student campaign. As per usual, you can see the race cards flying with gay abandon and the ensuing post-apartheid, flame-war that we’re all so used to by now (guys, get some new material) erupting over here.
It’s clear that if the DA Youth’s aim was to get people talking, they’ve definitely succeeded.
The posters are the real, sanctioned, signed off and DASO-approved deal.They’re both dragging up issues that aren’t issues anymore (80′s revival anyone), but other than that I don’t really have a problem with either of them
EXCEPT
Why did no one tell me that Patrick Dempsey was in town AND what exactly is he doing sleeping with a girl young enough to be his daughter?
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.Dr Seuss
Oh woe is us, for our dear Ryan is in Thailand.
And as I type this, I am in fact standing amidst the ashes of local hearts that have been broken, crushed, shattered and baked ( a bit like a pancake) on Cape Town’s pavements.
Now I’m not obsessed enough to run off and start the local branch of the Ryan Gosling Appreciation Club (although if someone did, I probably would join and you know, become the VP or something), but I truly did feel the sting.
Now to help YOU cope with the horridious disappointment and resulting unimaginable grief, that possibly the hottest man alive ( even straight guys will agree) is not on our doorsteps, I’ve put together this post.
He can drive. And he looks like a driver that concentrates. He looks like he will never lose the parking ticket, always open your door and be comfortable enough in his sexuality to stop and ask for directions. (It’s honestly amazing what insight you can gain from a picture.)
He’s made mistakes.
Because he’s human, just like the rest of us.

He can play the piano. And if the gods were feeling pretty benevolent, (which I’m pretty sure they were, because look at the rest of him) he can probably sing as well.
Oh well, will you look at that.
He can play the guitar.

He’s the only male in the world to make Hipster look hot, attractive and commercially viable at the same time.
He’s a dog person.
(Sorry crazy cat ladies, but I’m going to kill that dream dead. We all know compatibility and eternal happiness depends on the Dog/Cat preference.)
And lastly.
He looks like he’s a really great listener.
*All the Great Goz was sourced here
Here’s a few snapshots from my first week. I’ve had a refresher course in German, I’ve seen tons of dogs kitted out in little Santa costumes, I’ve bought gloves so my fingers can stop falling off, I’ve eaten enough Lindt to turn into one of those gold bears AND I’ve taken 50 million pictures.
I really wish you were all here… unless you’re a serial killer. Then you can stay at home and knit.
It looks cold… because it is cold.
Please note that the Snow I ordered has not arrived.
Possibly the most fancy-pants macaroon shop in existence.
Yes those are macaroon trees and yes it is dedicated solely to macaroons.
The photo I was NOT allowed to take inside aforementioned fancy-pants shop.
Played the “Je suis anglais” card and took it anyway.
Apparently macaroon spies are a real threat.
There’s a Christmas market in the square.
This stand full of old-school, hand-made, wooden decorations and nutcrackers was my favourite.
I really love the buildings. I could walk around for years just taking picture of the cornices. I know. You just have no idea how I sat and stared at the buildings when I was in Paris. I must have looked like a complete fruit-loop.
This place is home to some of the nicest sushi in the world. So nice, that I even disregard Hobbles general rule on fish.
Hobble rule #145: Only eat fish in a restaurant, if you can see and/ or are less than 20km’s from the ocean.
Tried on some of the dream shoes. They didn’t have my size. Little bit distressed. I was also wearing horridiously bright socks. Also realised I may be a closet Kardashian groupie.
This is probably a very sure sign that I shouldn’t reproduce.
More beautiful, life-sized doll houses.
I took tons of these. My phone is an architects dream at the moment.
The skirt that I took the mickey out of. Left the shop, then decided I loved it. Went back to get said skirt; skirt had been sold.
I’d forgotten that if you blink in ZARA, you’ll miss everything.
Hobble Rule #102: Do not hesitate in ZARA. Just buy it.
A little town. A little Christmas cheer.
Secretly kept waiting for one of those giant balls to unhook and cause general chaos.
It never happened.

These lived up to the hype.
As desserts go, they were pretty incredible.
If you make it into a Laduree go for the Lemon and the Pistachio.
They’ll rock your socks.