Scribblings of Robs

6 Jun 2011

D.F.M: Don’t lie on your CV

Dear Freelance Models:
If you cannot surf. Do not lie and say you can. This will result in your own personal, aquatic disaster.
They will expect you to have the talent of Jordy Smith, they will expect you to get the shot, look amazing, take direction AND give them at least 3 different (yet mind-blowing) options.
Trust me.

They will notice when you get into the water and achieve nothing but repeatedly falling off the board.
Note: This applies to all sports.
xx
Robs