Firthday
Your very own, fake birthday.
How a Firthday Works:
Now the good news is that you get unlimited Firthdays. Sometimes (read never ) you won’t know it’s your Firthday.
So your great, loyal friends need to take you out and get you to unknowingly celebrate it in style.
Now because you have great friends, they’ll quietly let the waiter know that it’s your birthday, that it’s a surprise and sit back and enjoy watching your face go from confusion, to embarrassment, to sudden realization, to ‘I would like to kill you now!’
Recent Examples of Firthdays:
Spur- because who doesn’t love a surprise, hand-clap song complete with sparkler.
Panchos – Free tequila and a huge sombrero.
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2 Comments
Faeron Wheeler
I have pictures of the sombrero and tequila and a video of the spur ice cream to prove all this
20 Jul 2010 03:07 pm
Robyn Hobson
You are an honorary member of the Firthday wall of fame
20 Jul 2010 04:07 pm
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